Karma will get me for this

Here are some of the introduction messages I have recieved on a dating site. In blue are there messages. Royal Holloway taught me critial analysis and I have never looked back.

Hi Moira---Moira, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous and having a 'few extra pounds' I just LOVE. I am very good at Massage and would love to massage your beautiful naked body and well, Moira I would be a liar(which I am NOT!) when I say that the thought of having you 'ride me on top' thrills me no end. Of course we will go to the auction. A weekend away in Hampshire with you--well, could I resist such? Love Philip. xxxx Previous to this I had asked him about classic car auctions.

wooow you sturning beautiful and l like you to bits what are you up to? Has he already calculated how many bin bags I will fit into?

hows it going, had a good weekend? when u say retro funiture does that mean like 80s or more older than that like antique stuff - by eighties furniture does he mean black coated MDF?

Am new in this site.i looking for who i can date and hook up with, that is carring,loving and romatic for us to be together.i would be glad if u return my msg.thanks. Someone teach this guy the purpose of capital letters.

hello derling u beautiful i fancy u maybe if u try - go back to school

Hi... I do not know what to say on this thing, But I would say that I like what I see, ans would like to get to know you... My name is Darryl, I do think you are a sexy young Black Queen I'm on here to see if there is a Queen for me on here Someone to share life with... If I'm not your type, its ok I would keep it moving... But still would like a reply back from you, that is what I call communication.Thank you for taking the time out the to read this note, hope to speak to you soon....Darryl I love the way he thinks that he invented the word communication


Hi weel I will be totaly honest and tell you that I have a thing for cuvy blacvk women I know its not the thing I should be telling you but when I saw your photo I just thought Wow I got to get to know this beautycan I have your number please ?Chris Well you asked so of course I am going to give you my number.....

Hello,My name is Daniel, i love ur profile and would like to know more about you maybe we can meet one of these days but first let's get to know each other beta. Let's talk online, my Y!M is: @yahoo.com......longing to hearing frm u. I just hate his use of beta instead of better.