Saturday 27 March 2010

Hot juicy knitting action


I made this hat mostly on thursday, finished it off in the pub on friday. I personally think the new owner should have hammed up his reaction and pretended he liked my efforts more, thats all I am saying.

Tuesday 23 March 2010

The Tube never fails to surprise

On sunday I saw micheal portellio today I saw someone being arrested for sexual assualt. 'mr. madison' if off the central line don't worry ladies.

Sunday 21 March 2010

Karma will get me for this

Here are some of the introduction messages I have recieved on a dating site. In blue are there messages. Royal Holloway taught me critial analysis and I have never looked back.

Hi Moira---Moira, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous and having a 'few extra pounds' I just LOVE. I am very good at Massage and would love to massage your beautiful naked body and well, Moira I would be a liar(which I am NOT!) when I say that the thought of having you 'ride me on top' thrills me no end. Of course we will go to the auction. A weekend away in Hampshire with you--well, could I resist such? Love Philip. xxxx Previous to this I had asked him about classic car auctions.

wooow you sturning beautiful and l like you to bits what are you up to? Has he already calculated how many bin bags I will fit into?

hows it going, had a good weekend? when u say retro funiture does that mean like 80s or more older than that like antique stuff - by eighties furniture does he mean black coated MDF?

Am new in this site.i looking for who i can date and hook up with, that is carring,loving and romatic for us to be together.i would be glad if u return my msg.thanks. Someone teach this guy the purpose of capital letters.

hello derling u beautiful i fancy u maybe if u try - go back to school

Hi... I do not know what to say on this thing, But I would say that I like what I see, ans would like to get to know you... My name is Darryl, I do think you are a sexy young Black Queen I'm on here to see if there is a Queen for me on here Someone to share life with... If I'm not your type, its ok I would keep it moving... But still would like a reply back from you, that is what I call communication.Thank you for taking the time out the to read this note, hope to speak to you soon....Darryl I love the way he thinks that he invented the word communication


Hi weel I will be totaly honest and tell you that I have a thing for cuvy blacvk women I know its not the thing I should be telling you but when I saw your photo I just thought Wow I got to get to know this beautycan I have your number please ?Chris Well you asked so of course I am going to give you my number.....

Hello,My name is Daniel, i love ur profile and would like to know more about you maybe we can meet one of these days but first let's get to know each other beta. Let's talk online, my Y!M is: @yahoo.com......longing to hearing frm u. I just hate his use of beta instead of better.


Thursday 18 March 2010

Yeah last one for a while. blog getting too wordy.

My New Friend


My New Friend is different
He is very different from you
He is very different from me

My New Friend has never seen me cross, confused or lost
Never seen me fall over and walk home covered in mud

My New Friend knows edited highlights
doesn't know me at my naughtiest has never heard my fights

My New Friend doesn't know me in daylight
never seen me ill doesn't know how my body has betrayed me

My New Friend doesn't know my duck like feet, wobbly belly or enormous bum
My New Friend hasn't seen me cu_... I mean will never meet my mum

My New Friend probably thinks I'm dum
with my new friend I could have lots of fun

My New Friend has said that he likes me
but will he turn his head when he gets bored
I will leave things open for him to act upon his own accord.

Wednesday 17 March 2010

well its obvious isnt it....

NO HA HA NO HE HE

Well now you know how I felt
and I wasn't infatuated
and I wasn't being a silly little girl
you tried to say if we stopped it early it would be easy to walk away

well its been just over month
as far as I know
and the exactly the same feelings I had are running through me are plaguing you

I would love to be able to laugh and point and dance around screaming-
'I TOLD YOU SO'
but instead I just find it sad that at your age you are no better than me when it comes to dealing with this painful disease.

Wednesday 10 March 2010

a new poem

I am ready to be hung up

He ironed me out
he got into all of my creases
and straightened me out
he adjusted my folds and
ironed me out
he spent more time around the breasts
went from back to front
and followed the contours of my seems from my toes to my waist
one particular area that he continuously pressed was
just below my waist
he pressed it for quite a while then at one point removed his heat
and then came back much harder
just when I thought he couldnt get me any more smooth
he withdrew and
sprayed his starch
then put me to rest on a hanger.

Monday 8 March 2010

a poem

A response

There are lines that go from mid to bottom
from centred semi circle,
to the small penny sized hole
and circumferences swooping around the peppered strands,
Knotted lengths mirrioring the now refined swob

The flash behind the window has now leaked
leaving the internal shaving to become exposed.

By MTG